Houston, we have a Pooroblem
Thursday, 6 December 2007
Today, has just been one of those days. You know the ones, where absolutely nothing goes right. Its doesn't have to be big things, its the little things that all add up & make you want to go sit in a cold dark corner & rock back & forward while singing happy songs to yourself. Stuff like spilling milk all over the floor, then the wheatbix & the washing getting rained on (for the 4th day in a row).
The thing that really pushed me over the edge today was that i put jet in his cot to have a sleep (which is a struggle in itself) then went back into his room 5 mins later cause he was kicking up quite a fuss & the first thing i noticed as i entered the room was this terrible smell. I thought "smells like someones done a poo". Then i looked over at Jet & his dummy was all yellow (normally white), & then i realised his face was too, & his t-shirt has smears all over it & the sheet & his cot - oh joy (come on, you can picture my face after already having a fantastic day, one of my eyes was probably doing that "im going to crack at any second" twitching thing).
Anyway, needless to say we both had very early showers today because there is just no other way to get a poo smeared baby clean - i just chucked Jet, still fully clothed, into the shower! As for the dummy, im afraid to say its on its way to dummy heaven.
Thankfully today is almost over, tomorrow i think ill go to the end of the bed & get out there, you cant get out of the wrong side of the bed if you get off the end of it can you? i guess technically its a side, but ill do it anyway just to be safe!
Babble byMel : ) at 6:02 PM
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LOL LOL LOL
Oh and I meant to tell you, I know I could email you, but then my name wouldn't come up like it does here and make you laugh...
aubergine, is another name for eggplant, so aubergine is purple :)
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers :)
hilarious name for the first comment...
anyway...reminds me of a time, when my oldest son was a baby...
i heard him yelling for me. i walked in his room, he was just up from a nap. he holds out his chubby little hand and says "look momma. chocolate!" then, i noticed it smeared all around his mouth...only,it wasn't chocolate...it was poop! so...i threw him, his clothes, his stuffed animal, sheets, blanket...into the shower...much like you did! and then, i leaned over the toilet and dry heaved (i never throw up...)it was so gross!
Hi Mel! I clicked your post link in BlogRush, and I really like your blog. The scrolling 100 Things About Me is cool, and it's clever how you made your own scrolling blogroll that people can join just by putting the code on their site. And I see you are a Postie, too! I subscribed to your feed and faved you in Technorati :)
Oh, and sorry about the Poo (lol)
Elizabeth
Table for Five
Grrrr, thanks Mel...
You jinxed me!! My Jet had a pooroblem this morning...
Ugh.
Gross.
Yellow poop is evil.
Might have to blog about that one later...when my stomach settles...
Oh, my gosh!! This reminded me of the days when my 18 month old ADHD child took to "finger painting" on the walls, all over the crib and drawers, the bed clothes...her..everything! She was so pleased with herself when she showed us her "artwork" We literally had to pin her in those pagamas with the feet. She had figured out how to take anything off, but, we would triple pin the zipper!! Oh..I know that look, I know that smell, I know that feeling!! Thank goodness for those pajamas! Remember those if Jet makes a habit out of it like Leah did.
Michele